All your alternatives have many problems with them and here are just a few of the problems with the media-hyped alternative proposals:

Solar - Storage? There is no way to store sunlight yet, also what about the teenagers who ride at night? Are you saying they can't use their cars anymore?

Ethanol - It has adverse effects on the environment, specifically killing species. It spews more harmful chemicals into the environment than crude oil.

Hydro/Water Power - This takes way too long to build, and it also kills marine life

Nuclear Power - Takes way to long and will urge terrorists to continue to steal our materials, and the radioactive will be used for bombings

You may be asking yourself then, what do you propose all-knowing energy god?

I propose Thermal Depolymerization - taking dead human bodies and throwing them into energy refineries. This is not media-covered because I don't think you want to see people being thrown into oil refineries. This is the only alternative that has huge benefits with zero problems:

1 Ends oil shortages all over the world

2 Only a few bodies are needed to produce enough oil for the whole country and only a few more for the world

3 TDP(Thermal Depolymerization) is beneficiary to the environment

4 Solves global warming, because its not crude oil. Its more than that. Its actually 38 pounds of environment-friendly oil and 7 pounds of water

5 Dead people are useless to the market, why not use them to help the rest of us?

Those are only a few of the benefits of this radically awesome solution.

It solves everything that you could possibly think of.

If you have any more questions contact me at

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